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by
Marjorie Dorfman
Why is a tissue usually referred to a kleenex? What has Madison Avenue done
to our minds so that we eat, think and even dream brand names? The following
information may upset you, but hopefully will make you smile with your new
found enlightenment.
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In 1957,
a perspicacious young journalist from Pennsylvania named Vance Packard wrote
a book called The Hidden Persuaders. It was meant to explain to the
public at large why they buy the products they do and to warn them about the
psychological aspects of consumer appeal that lie beneath the levels of
consciousness. A red car, for example, has hidden stimuli, for red is a
color that makes people angry. If you think I’m nuts (I am, but not about
this) check with some insurance companies. I was dumbfounded to learn that
the collision rate was slightly higher for a red car! Packard’s premise was
mind-boggling and insightful for its day. Even he, however, under-estimated
the full extent to which modern advertising has penetrated our psyches.
The next time you need a "kleenex" or "xerox" stop and think for a moment.
Don’t you really mean a tissue or a copy of a piece of paper? And when
someone walking in front of you "shakes like jello," do you realize that you
have created a metaphor using a brand name in vain? I myself used Q-tips for
years before I realized they were really cotton swabs incognito and that by
any other name they cost at least $1.50 less per box! How and why did these
brands become synonyms for the things that are so much a part of our
everyday lives? Sometimes I feel like that little kid in the movie,
"Invaders From Mars," who was the only one his block who didn’t have a
strange little mark at the base of his neck which meant he was "one of
them." Who is "them" anyway? And worse, how did "they" get from our necks to
our brains and become a part of us?
The
answer to these and other not so penetrating questions lies in the arrogance
of the media. Their influence is like a giant, intimidating shadow that
sneaks into our brains when we sleep and tells us which products to buy.
Lets look at how this works. My child needs aspirin. Am I going to buy some
generic brand that I have never heard of or am I going to get the product
whose name has been shoved into my memory so consistently that when I think
of aspirin only that brand comes to mind? This is true even if the contents
in both of the bottles are exactly the same. I want the very best for my
sick child that my hard earned money can buy and how could something that
costs less be the answer?
Well, the very best product is not necessarily the one you have heard the
most about. That may just be the brand produced by advertisers who can
afford to saturate the media with Saran promises and DiGiorno delivery.
There are other makers of blue jeans besides Levis and other tampons besides
Tampax, but who ever thinks about them when the others has been so indelibly
implanted (like that little black mark at the base of the neck) into our
consciousness? The other side to that coin is that familiarity can and often
does breed contempt. The media today seems to believe as P.T.Barnum did;
"there’s a sucker born every minute." The only difference is that their
influence is far more widespread and millions and millions of suckers
comprise their sideshow. Unfortunately, that includes me and everyone I
know, even though the old adage that you can’t "fool all of the people all
of the time" is still floating around somewhere (probably in a pool of the
most effective detergent).

The unmitigated pomposity of the media is a travesty of human intelligence.
It is as if they say to us whether we want to hear it or not: You will
buy our product because we made it and because you used to buy our products.
It has nothing to do with whether or not our products are better than any
others on the market. Ours is better because we have the money to say that
it is, over and over and over again. Then our buys become emotional and
not conscious. Theirs is a most subtle brainwash, a mental encounter of the
forty-sixth kind. It is this presumption which bothers me the most and yet I
and everyone I know keep falling into the vortex of polyunsaturated pledges
and half-told truths.
In my home state of Pennsylvania it is legal to substitute prescriptions
with lower costing generics as long as the ingredients and dosage are
comparable. Time and again I have paid for pills and secretly wondered how
effective they could be because I don’t know the brand name and if they
don’t cost as much as I paid before, how could they possibly be as good?
Wake up and smell the coffee, whatever brand you like. Scotch tape isn’t
from Scotland and any other brand will seal any package just as well. Brillo
is not the only soap pad in the world and cowboys do wear other brands of
jeans besides Levis. (Maybe their horses don’t, but they do.) Search for
others that work just as well and you will find that they are also a lot
cheaper. I should not have to pay for someone’s advertising costs and that’s
exactly what we are all doing when we fall prey to the prestige of name
brands.
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