The Mighty Peanut

Ralph Kramden, the world’s most famous bus driver, was a contestant on the popular “$99,000 Answer” show (not to be confused with the “$64,000 Question” show). He had already won the $600 prize and was about to go for the grand prize. When his wife pleaded with him to take the $600 he scoffed, “Six hundred dollars? Peanuts, peanuts. What am I gonna do with peanuts?” To which his loving wife Alice calmly replied, “Eat ‘em, like any other elephant”.

Of course, due to the excitement of the moment, Alice was taking a very narrow view of the potential uses of peanuts. Had she really thought about it, she would have realized that Ralph would have many more uses for his winnings:

If Ralph was a farmer instead of a bus driver, he surely would have planted peanuts as an alternate to his annual wheat crop to replenish the lost nutrients in his soil.

If he were a printer, he could have used peanuts as a cheap source of blue ink.

If he were modeling for Gentleman’s Quarterly magazine (not likely) or Alice needed some beauty help, he could have made some cosmetics out of peanuts.

Still brushing up on his bus driver’s test? He could use peanut coffee to help him stay awake. He could even lighten his coffee with peanut milk – a nutritious, inexpensive substitute for dairy milk.

Want something to eat with his coffee? Bake a cake or cookie with peanut flour.

Need to clean up after himself? Peanut soap.

In the mood for pizza? No, sorry, nothing substitutes for a great marinara sauce, but why not use peanut cheese?

George Washington Carver, one of America’s greatest inventors (died 1943), claimed he came up with more than 300 uses for peanuts.

For me, nothing beats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a tasty slice of peanut bread.

Got (peanut) milk?

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by   Max Anteby

Comments icon August 25, 2013


By Elisha on September 21, 2013 -- 3:20pm

This was awesome and inspirational!! Never doubt what something so small and simple can do. You never know the potential of anything, whether human or not! Keep up the good work!

By gitty on November 14, 2013 -- 6:12pm

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By sam on July 23, 2014 -- 7:39pm

If the jews are god’s chosen people , still under the law of Moses, where is the holy temple of jerusalem? Where is the ark of the covenant? Where is the aaronic priesthood? Where are the animal sacrifices? Where are the genealogical records establishing tribal origin? The Messiah is to come from the tribe of Judea where is the tribe now? If the sabbath is to celebrated, where are the seventh-year sabbaths, the 50th - or jubilee year sabbaths? Can you show where in the bible it supports the Judaic teaching on the immortality of the soul? If you can show me from the bible the answer to these question I would very much appreciate, I don’t need anyone’s opinion, If you cant furnish answers from the bible you must not have the truth

By tom mabe on November 24, 2014 -- 3:42pm

to bad i am alergic to peanutes, i wish i knew how do they taste, i hear they are good, green card lottery .

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