Patent Pending

“Next!”
“Good morning.”
“Morning. Whaddya got?”
“It’s an egg.”
“A what?”
“An egg.”
“What’s that?”
“There’s a baby chicken inside.”
“A baby chicken INSIDE there?”
“Yeh!”
“You gotta be kiddin’. How’d you do that?”
“I don’t know. But for the last few mornings, I’ve been laying these things. And after I’ve been around them for a few days, a baby chick comes out. And it looks just like me!”
“And you don’t know how it happens?”
“No, but I can do it again everyday. So I’d like to patent it.”
“Sure. Wow, this is great. Do me a favor, fill out these papers and come back and see me. You don’t have to wait on the line. Just come back to the front.”
“Okay.”
“Next!”
“Good morning.”
“Morning. Whaddya got?”
“It’s an egg.”
“Wait a minute. What are you talking about? Did you just get it from that chicken?”
“I’m an alligator. I don’t talk to chickens.”
“So where’d you get it?”
“From me. For the last few months, I’ve been laying these things. I didn’t think anything about them. Then after a few days, baby alligators came out. And they all look just like me!”
“And you don’t know how it happened?”
“No. So I’d like to patent it.”
“Well, it’s certainly bigger than a chicken egg and the shell is much thicker. But I’m afraid an egg is an egg and, buddy, you’re too late. Charlie the Chicken over there already applied.”
“Darn it. Just my luck.”
“Next!”
“Good morning. Ossie the Ostrich here.”
“Morning. Whaddya got?”
“I know you won’t believe it. I’ve never seen anything like it before. I call it an egg. There’s actually a baby ostrich in there.”
“Oh yeah? Tell me about it.”

Fish, fowls, reptiles and insects. Unrelated species. Unrelated genus. Many of them lay eggs. Each one packed with the nutrients the baby needs to develop inside until its strong enough to make its way into this world. Each shell – not too thin, not too thick. Just right to withstand the pressure of “egg-birth” but not too thick that the baby can’t peck its way out.

How did it all happen? Multiple accidents of nature or planned parenthood by God?

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Comments icon May 3, 2011

YOUR THOUGHTS

By David Severy on May 4, 2011 -- 1:07am

If God created even one molecule from nothing, what could God not do?

Certainly all creation was planned parenthood by God. God created everything from chickens to alligators to the furthest star. A God who could do all, and who made us in His image male and female this would have no problem being put and putting Himself into the womb of a virgin maiden. No logistical problem that is. The problem is that men will not admit God could because they are unwilling to believe that He would.

The YOU TUBE video that led me to this blog (Jews For Jesus - Why Don’t Jews Believe In Jesus in 1minute 30seconds) implies that any adult void of Christian doctrine could never accept that God could become a man. King James was the example used in the video. In fact we know that many secular Jews and gentiles raised without religious education have turned to Jesus as the Messiah.

Moreover, many who have had both Christian and Jewish teaching from their childhood have received Jesus as God and Man and Messiah. Ever Hasidic rabbis have received Jesus.

Finally the first apostles of Jesus, even the one who betrayed Him were Jewish, and the Jewish church in 1st century CE Israel and the Mediterranean numbered in the millions before Rome slaughtered them. So Many Jews have and do believe in Jesus the Messiah.

Some Jews still do not believe in Jesus. It is not because they are Jews, it is because they have chosen not to believe in Jesus and they have chosen to inculcate their unbelief in the hearts and minds of their Jewish children when they are able. It truly is difficult for many children to escape the religious indoctrinations of parents, family and synagogue/church/mosque.

By Ruvain Avram on May 17, 2011 -- 6:49am

HOW THOUGHT PROVOLKING
THE FACT IS IN THE BEGINNING G-D MADE THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH. AND AS WELL THE TORAH SPECIFES
THAT LIFE WHICH COMES OUT OF THE MATRIX(1st born) OF A WOMAN IS THE LORDS’..WHICH IN ESSENCE…IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE ‘sECULAR PLANNED PARENTHOOD’S IDEALS ARE. That being genicide!

My thoughts..that we pray that this incarnation
of Germany be closed for good, across America.

Ruvain
may 16 2011

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